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Taylor Swift has Showgirled too close to the sun
Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl was claimed to be a glamorous record meant to be an ode to the titular life of a showgirl. But instead, the album is littered with millennial-cringe-inducing attempts at satirical relevance, fictional stories that abandon poetry for awkward narrative prose, and attempts to write about her real life that result in a flaming pile of bitterness and a series of thinly-veiled phallic innuendos.

Leo Abercrombie
Oct 7, 2025


Sugar Water
Maude Latour is in love. It’s in every note, every word, every thread sewn into this album. This reflects the record itself: messy,...

Leo Abercrombie
Aug 30, 2024


Scarlet
Doja Cat has always been a troll. This is her first record that truly reflects that. For those who haven’t followed, Doja has recently been engulfed in a swarm of controversy above her usual levels. She’s lost a million followers on Instagram and legions of her fan base after a series of tweets about their relationship. What started as replying to a fan asking her to say she loved them eventually led to her accusing her fans (especially those most devoted) of needing to get a

Leo Abercrombie
Oct 8, 2023


Midnights
In Feburary as part of my application to the School of The New York Times, I wrote a review of Taylor Swift's "Midnights." I got in.

Leo Abercrombie
Sep 16, 2023
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